unclefather:

how she do that

unclefather:

how she do that

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jeoel:

i want michael fassbender to touch me

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bathblogger:

bathblogger:

great lighting

This was a good selfie tbh

bathblogger:

bathblogger:

great lighting

This was a good selfie tbh

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fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

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dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

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lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

image

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hannahstasia:

emily fucking gilmore

hannahstasia:

emily fucking gilmore

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phantomfate:

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

There needs to be more

(via blastoiser)


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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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