taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

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emeriss:

omfg no :’(

(via love-phd)


thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

(via officialwhitegirls)


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fileformat:

please

fileformat:

please

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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via surprisebitch)


brazilshit:

But first, let me take a selfie.

brazilshit:

But first, let me take a selfie.

(via cocaineteas)


pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

image

(via surprisebitch)



babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(via australiansanta)


dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via crunchier)



surf4ces:

omfg

(via derektyler)


joshpeck:

i’m so nice

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

(via saviourxxx)


rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

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